oh my god what the fuck Homestuck what did you do to John and Rose and Dave and Jade

...I saw the Utena-level clusterfuck that was EoA5 (and read the Tumblr and still did not habeeb it), but I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

...*rubs hands together in anticipation of legendary wank*

( spoiler )

Despite what you may have seen between Jersey Shore and Carmen over on Drag Race:

People from Jersey actually wear clothesI am amused that Stacy's (real) tits actually slipped out. The shocking thing about Carmen is that it took so long for us to see her dick ( Read more... )

...am I a bad person for kind of wanting to crack!ship Piffle!Tomoyo with Sakura? COME ON TOMOYO IS LIKE OBSESSED WITH HER SHE HAS GOT TO BE TOTALLY DRAWING "TOMOYO X SAKURA 4EVZ" HEARTS IN HER ACCOUNTING LEDGERS ( Read more... )

OMG OMG OMG DEIDRE BABE IS ON TV RIGHT NOW. (NAT GEO. TABOO RERUN. WATCH IT.) I AM LIKE SQUEALING IN JOY. MIGUEL IS PROBABLY MASTURBATING.Man, normally I'm tired of the fatty specials (it's gotten to the point when I turn off TLC on Fatty Sundays), but seriously. That brings me back to when I was a wee little troll on the interbutts ( Read more... )

(Okay, so we're technically still in the "Naughties." And the Nineties are now ripe for nostalgia farming - in earnest. (I can't believe that Dick Tracy - complete with music video of Madonna writhing on the floor licking up a bowl of milk - is twenty years old. I can't believe that it was this long ago that I looked at Madonna and actually ( Read more... )

Apparently, the one thing that it takes for me to stop being a Luddite and sticking to stuff that's passe underground is a phone with unlimited web access ( Read more... )

Yes.

Yeah, I know, it was on ONTD (which...I don't read because ONTD would take over my friends page), but I still died.

I also...have a "wut" post pending.